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Old 05-29-2016, 10:31 AM   #1
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Default The Not-So-Dumb Blonde

The Not-So-Dumb Blonde

I came in to work early the other day and began hanging
upside down from the ceiling. Just then one of my co-workers
(she's blonde ... it'll be important later) came in and
asked me what I'm doing.

"Shh," I said, " I'm a light bulb -- I'm acting crazy to get
a few days off, as there is an out of town wedding I need to
go to until Tuesday."

A minute later the boss walked by and asked me what I was

"I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed.

"You're going crazy," he said. "Take a few days off, and
come back when you are less stressed."

With that, I jumped down and started walking out. My
co-worker started following me and the boss asked where she
was going.

"I can't work in the dark," she said.
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