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Old 03-19-2014, 02:53 PM   #1
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Why, Oh Why...

* Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
* Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
* Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
* Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do ‘practice’?
* Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
* Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
* Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
* Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
* Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
* Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
* You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff??
* Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
* Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
* If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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