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Old 06-19-2014, 11:15 AM   #1
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Default Musings on Life

Musings on Life from One That's Lived A Bit

- How in the world are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

- Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

- You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

- Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

- I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I'm sure I did not make any changes to.

- I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

- Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

- Despite what they tried to tell us in Geometry, I have yet to have a need in life to go out and measure a flagpole...

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